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Sunday, April 30, 12:32 AM
 CANDID! AHAHA.
12:32 AM
 NICE RIGHT?!
12:31 AM
 after dinner
12:30 AM
 shes getting old. damn, wrinkles..
12:29 AM
 shagged
12:28 AM
 heh
12:27 AM
 feeling cranky in the cab
12:27 AM
 that's my friend at the back :)
12:26 AM
12:25 AM
 swando; champion!
12:24 AM
 darlings :)
12:23 AM
 swando; first runner up
12:23 AM
 my masterpiece :)
12:23 AM
 swando; second runner up
Saturday, April 29, 10:57 PM
like finally got to go sentosa & it was frigging fun! ah!
prison officers are seriously cuckoo.
omfg.
now i'm thinking it might be my future career.
hahaha.
today's portsdown centre's 9th anniversary,
so they organised a parteh in sentosa by siloso beach.
there were tons of food & the craziest games
the swando competition!
HAHAHA.
i have posted the photos, you judge.
we crapped a lot lar.
then chief wong lied to them,
said i was new staff from record office working nights
AND THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVED.
hahaha.
hey, i could have gotten free booze man!
kannan & the guys were urging me to sit & drink with em,
but then mom insisted that we go home cos shes doing morning.
sigh.
could have easily gotten any one of them to drive me home after everything what..
double sigh.
well, at least i had fun on the journey home too.
chief antony had six other people in his 5-seater.
though it was a lil stuffy,
we joked a lot & laughed our arses off.
then matin suddenly became quiet
& we got worried
he assured us, he was fine, just had to pee,
& that he's started to sit like a girl alrd.
plus the road was uneven so it was the car fucking bumped around a lot lar
HAHAHA.
everyone started whistling & teasing him lar.
til after that dia tak boleh tahan alrd
chief.. chief, i think you must stop infront awhile ar. i really can't hold it anymore
then we realised further down, there was another guy peeing behind a bush as well.
lmao.
hilda's gonna broadcast it over the PA system tomorrow.
aww.. matin! kesian sia..
hahaha.
damn, can't wait for their 10th anniversary
Friday, April 28, 8:09 PM
YESTERDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
SITI AINUL NELLISA
&
DANIAL RAMLI
danial doesn't how lucky he is to have gotten away from us.
hahaha.
flour, vico, balloons, tons of water bombs!
it was crazy!
when we poured the mixture over her she looked like she was puked on.
& then she went around hugging people!
after everything we showered together.
i bathed ainul!
& after that, we clean up the place.
pretty dumb lar.. shower then clean.
whatever
as i was saying..
we washed up the place using the fire hose.
fun fun fun.
TODAY
i was asking lihyuan if she wanted to study,
& ms. yew overheard.
so she went to 4f & told the class,
"queenie from 4b is staying back to study, so you guys should as well"
i'm not that bad lar.
hahaha.
so after school we did study.
lihyuan, priya & i went to airport & study.
took a fucking long time to find the blardie canteen lar.
we studied a little on our own,
then together,
we solved a very complicating problem sum.
9 litres of water is used every one minute the tap is on. priya showers for an average of one to two hours ever time, and two times a day. during so, she does not turn off the tap at all. she flushes the toilet bowl for the amusement at times and leaves the tap on when she brushes her teeth. assuming a swimming pool is 50m x 20m x 1.8m in dimension. calculate how long priya takes to fill up the pool.
we pondered for a considerable amount of time.
& priya was so guilty after that she was actually thinking of not bathing today.
HAHAHA.
& now i'm home taking dinner.
bye people :)
Monday, April 24, 8:55 PM
theres prac tomorrow & i haven't frigging started studying.
i'm so screwed lar.
qualitative analysis!
i think imma die.
oh yar.. haha.
during english, poh was like, "well, i've spoken to mrs neo, & shes agreed to allow me to open up the surfin-in-room for you guys to study, but keep in mind that anyone else from other classes can come in as well.. so keep it.. low.."
& then clever mr bernard made an announcement some time after school that went like this.. "the surfin-in-room is opened this week so students can go there and study after school"
woohoo!
totally fucked up poh's plans.
she thought the whole surfin-in-room would be 4B's.
yay yay.
concentrated amounts of students from 4B creates a very bad atmosphere.
it always almost seem gloomy when the smart asses are looming around.
anyhows, bernard is still one big fucker.
Saturday, April 22, 3:05 PM
 *snickers*
3:03 PM
 & i think he's adorable :))
2:21 PM
 that's rahul :)
11:54 AM
friday
ponned school with priya again.
we took a frigging long time to decide if we should lar.
was outside school going like..
so how? pon? don't pon?
anyways, we did.
took 28 from the wrong side.
which led us to bedok.
& everyone, on the bus & afterwards in the mrt were staring at us.
okeh, so we're supposed to be in school.
but its none of your frigging business, frigging mofos!
so we made our way to arab street for breakfast.
& then on the way to esplanade,
we stopped at the library to have a ride on the lift.
AHAHA.
nas, lihyuan & i had much fun on it the first time.
but the lift's kinda slowed down recently i suppose.
esplanade; we went to the roof terrace & marked our love on two pretty pebbles.
& then it got to hot,
so we went to the library.
there was this bitch who kept staring at our breast-pockets,
think she wanted to pauto or smth.
whatever.
then it was time to return to tampines.
sis had to meet raushan,
i met up with lihyuan, nat & amy.
its kinda refreshing to go out with her after what seem like centuries.
hopefully that one hug would bring us all back together again.
nat & lihyuan left early.
so amy & i went to tm's roof terrace to plan for a really important event.
* snickers *
& i took another pebble.
heheh.
got home by six.
ate ate & ate.
then slept.
yes, pig. i know..
Tuesday, April 18, 5:33 PM
happy birthday mama!
i feel so bad lar.
like today's her birthday & my bro isn't even back early to celebrate it for her.
& i'm like so sentitive to these issues nowadays..
my mom being hurt by my bro,
my darlings & their probs.
i used to be so heck care before,
& i was a happy little piece of shit.
& like after so long,
i'm starting to think abt my dada.
i kinda miss him i guess.
but what about him?
puzzles me.
okeh, so i miss having a dad.
sad it isn't smth i can order from a menu.
one father please..
Monday, April 17, 10:10 PM
~Ling Er~ says:
????
~Ling Er~ says:
srry
~Ling Er~ says:
for in ter rub u
wah! her command of the english language is sigh.. undescribable.
every syllabus perfectly spelt.
one of the most annoying little toot i've ever met.
she's my darling ex-neighbour.
pukes.
anyways, let's not discuss shitheads.
eh guess what? queenie ting stayed back for detention til 8pm today.
ahaha.
i'm so proud of myself.
from 1430 hrs to 2000 hrs, i was doing math, non-stop.
that fucking peanut head lar.
(murphy, thanks for staying with me til 730)
however, i didn't really mind.
which is, very very weird.
i was actually kinda enjoying myself.
yea, i know.. WOW!
& mrs neo was so sweet to send me home :)
btws, who were those three shouting & waving "QUEENIE!" & "NEO! NEO!" outside school? ahaha.
mrs neo damn blur lar.
she was looking all around & going,
is someone calling me?
fucking cute!
& her mom stays extremely close to me can.
her mom's 405 & i'm like 409b!
jus across the road.
so she was saying..
you can stay back more often lar. then after that i can send you home.
well, let's not make it a habit.
Sunday, April 16, 12:39 PM
can't explain the adrenaline rush i feel when i see a tattoo machine.
& the motivation to study the bloodborne pathogen course.
it jus brings me that much closer to my dream :)
Saturday, April 15, 8:31 PM
chem remedial is pointless.
i don't understand shit.
& the mentors blabber away and then tell me,
"so its like that lor. easy right?"
"oh.."
but in my head i'm going..
what the fuck? what the fuck? what the fuck? whatever.
so why do i even bother to drag myself out of bed every saturday morning,
arrive late & crap on my paper?
pointless.
eh this morning got this very cute old man.
hahaha.
he dresses as if he's in texas. (eh, rhyme sia! haha.)
& his shoes clocked.
he's adorable lar.
he deliberately walked extremely slowly towards the bus stop,
clocking as he went.
then stopped at the yellow line & putting one hand in his back pocket,
looked around as if surveying the surrounding.
then slowly, he walk towards the bench and bent all the way til his face was 3cm away from the surface to check for dirt before he spun around & sat,
he had two cards in his hand & he kept shuffling them lar.
when his bus finally came,
he slowly clocked to where the bus was where he stood by the side & smiled, allowing everyone else to get on the bus first.
crazy cute old man (:
& sis,
i really wanted to meet you today.
disappointed lar.
anyways, priya,
i miss you too!
& all you other crazy asses (:
Thursday, April 13, 8:04 PM
find me another crazy ass to fall for.
i'm going absolutely nuts!
goofy is an asshole lar,
fucking bitch.
Wednesday, April 12, 7:36 PM
like check this out. damn gross can. tubgirl
okay, so nas, priya & i pierced our lip today.
nas pierced left, priya centre & me, right.
so yea.. imagine us standing side by side.
whee-
my stud kept giving me probs and i had to repierce twice lar.
cb.
and it just dropped out again while i was eating.
great, so i'll repierce tmr.
and prolly again & again & again.
Monday, April 10, 7:26 PM
gawd.
i'm so overcomed with fair-ti-gew.
AHAHAHA.
what's wrong with you babes nowadays?
keep pronouncing words wrongly.
amy amy amy..
* shakes head *
klahs, i'm evil for disturbing yal,
but i believe one day i'll kena as well.
lalala-
but til then,
i'll still amuse myself over opack & fair-ti-gew.
yes, i'm easily amused.
sigh, CHINESE ORAL!
i sucked.
i can't read & i couldn't speak properly.
you can't really blame me though.
the dumbass topic was pressure.
hellooo. pressure?
i was so lost.
and i kept using the word then
then i'll die,
bcos i used an english word more than once then
fuck3.
Sunday, April 9, 7:54 PM
ah!
you know those winged-insects that invade your homes on rainy days?
they're currently attacking mine.
freaky freaky freaky lar.
i feel as though they're crawling all over me.
* jumps around and flail arms around in disgust *
they're all over the lights and my comp screen lar.
gross!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
1:24 PM
i'm in love with my new blogskin :D
it's so adorable!
ah!
1:23 AM
 my sayang; gennie :)
1:20 AM
 belo
pics from 1st april 2006 :)
Saturday, April 8, 9:05 PM
there were so many things i wanted to tell you yesterday on the phone,
but my mom was around
and made things pretty difficult for me.
firstly,
i want you to know that you haven't lost me and probably never will.
i'm the one who's losing you.
well, at least you, when you were much happier,
and well, nicer.
and that,
i love you a lot.
you, as well as the rest of 'us'.
i'm not even sure if 'us' still applies anymore.
there are people whom i may get annoyed with and eventually leave,
but there are some whom i may get pissed with,
yet still love deeply.
namely you, priya, lihyuan, nas, ika & nat.
all of us friggin make mistakes, sometimes really big and annoying ones.
but we hafta get pass that.
if we're gonna get pissed with each other over these repetitive issues,
its pretty meaningless.
things are going to change.
we change along the way.
its something that jus happens.
live with it.
we're gonna work it out together aite,
and please,
jus don't mess up again.
we've had memories.
plenty.
take it as we're just going through another phase.
a really tough one.
and after everything settles.
we'll go out.
all of us,
like we used to.
i hope.
11:55 AM
ooo
mama's baking apple pie today.
yum.
i'm still cranky from the whole 500ml can of murphy's irish stout from last night.
stupid me.
should've known i wouldn't enjoy it.
but i jus felt like drinking.
ps: helium is loads of fun :)
Thursday, April 6, 7:47 PM
queenie: i got one more at home, but its red.
priya: red nice what..
queenie: yalar. but its opaque.
priya: ahaha. what opaque? opaq lar!
queenie: opaque!
priya: opaq!
queenie: pras! opaque or opaq?
priya: opaq right?
pras: opaque lar.
priya: fuck you.
WHAT THE FUCK! AHAHAHA!
funny siol.
ANDAND
faris: wait next week you see.. my face right at the front of playboy magazine.
lihyuan: (she didn't exactly hear what faris said)why your face? should put my face!
(queenie, faris & hafiz burst out laughing)
queenie: eh chew! * laughs * he said at the front of the playboy magazine lar.
lihyuan: ah! how i know!
hahaha.
dumbdumb alamakie.
whee-
Wednesday, April 5, 8:11 PM
sigh. murphy and i were talking about 2f today.
i miss 2f of 2004!
boohoo.
and 3/4b `05 & `06 is the total opposite lar.
oh wells.
after school pon math supp. then went stadium to watch heats.
aiyo. my datuk ar..
his third nipple acting up then so poorthing sia.
i so wanted him to win.
hopefully he will on sports day itself lar.
good luck datuk!
oh yar! while going stadium
AHAHAHA!
got this tp girl.
fucking irritating sia..
pleeeeeeeaaaase.. pleeeeeeeaaase..
then her friend so annoyed, frowning already,
then she pleeeeeeaaaase some more.
natasha, priya, lihyuan and i were imitating her all the way lar.
then after the heats,
priya and i went interchange to wait for nas.
met ika and ili there.
ika said eh you pretty sia
then ili say yar! what happened?!
like wtf! lol.
so nas arrived afterwards and we went to THIS FASHION
love that place, love the top.
after that went the roof terrace.
we are such noisy people.
hahaha. all the weird voices we tried to speak in.
my stomach still kinda sore from all the laughing.
wheeness. okeh, we shall do it again some time!
haha.
dinner time!
bye people :D
Sunday, April 2, 1:12 AM
ah! jus now meet eugenia.
miss her banyak-banyak.
haven't seen her in slightly more than seven years sia.
craziness.
took cab all the way down to esplanade to meet her.
then she forked out money for the cab fare,
then after that kita go ljs at marina square,
she belanja dinner also sia.
tankew syg. shmuacks you.
after that we went to the esplanade roof terrace,
on the way up the escalator met irfaan and whatever that guy's name is
haha. aku luper ar.
then they started the whole eh thingy.
where everyone jus starts going eh.
so i eh them back ar.
hahaha. i know. you must be going.."what the fuck?"
then lepak2 with the queensway sec peeps
jaron's friends!
i froze when i recognized a few of them his close friends.
i was so worried he might be there sia
they all quite friendly lar. heh. nice people.
okay.
then that gennie ar.
fucking like to walk around can
we spent most of the time walking around and people-watching.
not forgetting, snacking on candy floss and cam-whoring!
then we went back to the roof
then dia cakap, "duduk sana lar."
damn, was i relieved.
then i tengok my right side got this very familiar figure
so i stare stare stare
razif kassim!
hahaha. the birthday boy!
he masuk toilet. then i call him. then i still complain to gennie say he never pick up the hp, but then i thought about it afterwards..
i couldn't really have expected him to pick up calls while he was peeing, could i?
hahaha.
then stand there, "hello (pee tinkling in the background)"
lol
when he come out of the toilet he check his handphone
then gennie maciam reporter siol
eh2. dia keluar tandas, checking hp alrd.
he like stun when he saw me sia.
what? can't i be out at night?
retarded asshole.
ahaha.
anyways, i realleh love that girl lar.
for singing the alphabet song with me!
for cherishing our friendship, even after oh-so long,
for her bubbliness
and for the pace at which she walks!
cos that alamak always strolls, so its so cool when i finally get to walk 'normally' again.
heheh. whee-
HAPPY SWEET SIXTEEN RAZIF!
i'm practising bahasa melayu lar. it helps to know more languages kan? so don't laugh if i misspelled, misused or mis-something while i was blogging k.
Saturday, April 1, 6:51 PM
FRIDAY
celebrated razif's birthday!
fun sia.
i planned hard for it,
and he almost didn't wanna go for recess cos he scared paiseh,
and he had a reason to be afraid,
cos we really embarrassed him.
it was the loudest birthday song ever!
cooooooool.
and the birthday bash was also one of the nicest.
razif made a request before that,
"no tepung and egg"
so i fulfilled half of it.
yes, there was no egg,
but i jus had to buy the flour.
so i asked to be allowed to start first
he squatted on the grass and i poured the expired soya bean slowly on his hair til it was trickling down his face
ahaha
and then i poured the flour!
HAHAHA
after that it was jus crazy.
the guys were running all over the place. lol.
the void deck was damn messy after that.
hopefully, the residents will be nice enough to not complain.
hopefully...
SATURDAY
sigh & double sigh
eunice and i had the whole weekend planned out so well,
it would have been so much fun! a
and then her mom went to school to look for her! ah!
goddamit.
but right now, it doesn't really matter.
it's yak!
her dad's gonna kill her when he comes back from kuala lumpur tomorrow
and that man is very prone to resorting to violence.
howhowhow?!
her parents are scary.. like seriously.
okeh lar.
hafta go out alr
tatas people :)
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Brown cows are love. My hair is 9inches shorter than it should be. I love swings. I have a lime-green room. I think weird/random people are the best kind of people. I prefer motorbikes over cars. I love curly-haired boys with freckles. I enjoy cartoons, still. I think bubbles are super pretty. I lost my BlackRose once in a mosh pit; I've since gotten a new one. I have a habit of drawing on myself. I adore eye makeup. I eat almost everything when I'm hungry. I wear bangles 24/7. I think babies are adorable. I aspire to be a tattoo artist. I'm too darn lazy. I think candles make the prettiest shadows. I like playing with guys' hair. I hate mosquitoes. I've got a super bad sense of direction. I watch TV Ads to amuse myself. I like raw crab stick. I laugh a lot. Btw, I'm also Resident Queen at Thohirah
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