Friday, April 13, 10:17 AM
EY! WHO GAVE MY NUMBER TO ASRI?
irritating sia. he's not telling.
hahahahahahah.
but he's so so fun to talk to.
& when he laughs, he keeps going.
cute gila. :D
oh, & i jus remembered something from wednesday.
HAHAHAHAH.
see that STUPID THING?
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
know how easy it is supposed to be for you to push it open?
that's just as long as you dont go the
opposite direction.
hahahaha.
natt & i went ntuc to buy sushi on weds.
when we were done, we exit from
'the entrance' & ended up looking like morons.
funny sia. you should have seen us when we walked into that STUPID THING.
lucky not many people saw us. hahahahah.
then after buying the rest of our picnic,
we went up to the open plaza, where we changed our picnic site like tons of times cos the ants were attacking us.
while eating we discussed the different kinds of fall.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
our discussion was pretty vague, but i'll elaborate here. hahaha.
1. the sudden fall.
example one: xinmin;
a phenomenon in the sudden fall category.
while twisting & turning her feet, trying to appear cute,
she fell, landing on her lap,
creating a ginormous earthquake which sent queenie, natasha & priya laughing deliriously all the way to the toilet.
due to aftershocks from the earthquake (xinmin coming to the toilet),
queenie, natasha & priya were sent laughing, once again, to the career guidance area.
example two: amy
she was standing outside a classroom
& well..
she jus fell?
2. down-the-minimart-stairs fall.
example one: queenie.
due to the wet weather & the slippery pieces fixed on the edge of every step of the stairs (supposedly to prevent you from sustaining serious injuries from your fall, which wouldn't even occur if they weren't there), she slid five steps down, injuring her ass badly, also triggering tons of laughter.
example two: faris.
a louder & longer version of the 'queenie fall'.
example three: eirene.
i wasn't present to watch it, but im sure it was good.
3. down-the-cinema-stairs fall;
the more embarrassing version of the down-the-minimart-stairs fall.
queenie was probably the only person who attempted the down-the-cinema-stairs fall.
it was a blast.
watching the many familiar faces on the way down was a plus.
eye witnesses: joel & some other dunman ppl + samuel, his twin sisters, his parents & the maid.
4. roll-down-the-community-centre-stairs fall.
queenie's brother, jermyn, probably the only nincompoop who managed to roll down the stairs without any other factors present.
jermyn was playing on the stairs and somehow rolled down the stairs.
fortunately, his mother & a ballet teacher was present to stop him from rolling too far down.
5. the superman fall.
example one: natasha;
an expert at the superman fall, with scars to prove.
due to mr teo 'S' khong beng & big ol' coach vivian's hollering, many netballers have been motivated to leap, and fly, in natasha's case, often landing on all four limbs performing a skin skid.
example two: queenie.
performed the superman fall, followed by a roll, right in the middle of a large audience during the square-drill.
6. bump-into-vinita fall.
example one: queenie.
collided with vinita, bounced right off & sprained right ankle.
example two: queenie.
collided with vinita, bounced right off & sprained left ankle.
7. drop-into-the-drain fall;
possibly the most popular fall.
example one: rafika.
dropped into a drain right infront of a typical malay-wedding crowd, which is pretty huge.
example two: queenie & a bicycle.
turned too fast around a corner & rammed into a fence, before falling right smack into a drain.br>
example three: lihyuan.
stepped into a drain cos it wasn't visible, due to excessive flooding.
examle four: jermyn.
jumped into a storm drain cos he thought it was a puddle.
then proceeded to swim to shore, grabbing at grass along the way.
no witnesses were reported, though most drivers would probably have noticed a school boy climbing out from a drain, completely drenched.
8. land-on-your-bum fall.
example one: nasuha.
occured on, of all days, the first day she reported to work.
slid on the wet floor & landed on her bum.
example two: queenie.
slid on a drain cover. no further details.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
i jus realised how clumsy i am.
